Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you believe in GOD?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD all powerful?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent)

Professor : You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from?
Student : From…GOD…
Professor : That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil?

(Student did not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don’t they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who created them?

(Student had no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you. Tell me, son … have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor : Yet you still believe in him?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn’t…

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events)

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don’t have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as Cold. Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat. We cannot Measure Cold. Heat is Energy. Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater)

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn’t Darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of Something.
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light … but if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, Darkness isn’t. If it is, you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing. Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor, are you not teaching your Opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The class was in uproar)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter)

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir … Exactly! The Link between Man & GOD is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

That student was Albert Einstein.

来源：http://johnny-ong.blogspot.com/2010/07/brilliant-conversation-philosophically.html

我，“哎。货不对板”

老友，“哦？”

我，“也不能怪他。”

我，“上次在SPCA那时，我说我要一条Watch dog，要来帮忙看门的。”

老友，“然后呢？”

我，“然后就收养了罗密欧咯。他现在真的在门口看着你咯。这不是看门狗吗？”

老友，“….”

P/S: 看他的照片，点着

“It’s not the daily increase but daily decrease. Hack away at the unessential.”

“If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you’ll never get it done.”

“Showing off is the fool’s idea of glory.”

http://bit.ly/1lOKyR

“First empty your cup.”

“To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.”

“Absorb what is useful, Discard what is not, Add what is uniquely your own.”

http://bit.ly/XkWZS

上课中，Roger常说一句，“To know and not to do, is not yet to know”。那时我听不明白他的意识。后来，用了好几年，我消化了他的话，发现原来这句话是在整个课程里面最值钱的。

前几天，我在网路上读到了一个英文语录。这个语录是这样写的，“Paralysis by analysis can waste years of your life”。

Paralysis为废，analysis为分析。这些话马上让我想起Roger的话。

没想到，从我在Roger Hamilton学到的人生道理会在五年后的一天题醒我什么叫‘知’，什么叫‘行’。

好多次，跟老友喝茶聊天下，老友会说，”我想做什么什么。。。。。有俊，你觉得可行吗？”。

如果可以当老友的，当然会回他，“行呀！这就是你的showtime了！”

然后就干杯。

一年后，朋友给我看他的business plan了。什么都要好的，什么都要漂亮的，什么类的计划都有。只差了一个计划，就是什么implementation plan都没有。问他，”why?”，他就说，我还在做分析，我还在做计划。

然后又干杯，又过一年。

另外一个身边的好友，他花了三四天上了一个地产课。回来好兴奋。找我喝茶。找我分享他学到的课。地产是一个发财的工具，他说。今天不买，明天只会跟贵！问他，那现在你要买几间房子来投资？他说，“等。我在找机会。要进的便宜，出的贵！不可以乱买。要看好”。

他一看，我都已经买了我第一间房子，卖了我第一间房子，买了我第二间房子，装修了第二间房子，住了。

他说，“现在楼价好不稳定，要再慢慢看”。

再看， 我结婚了。

有些人会一直做分析做到他有可能成为教授了。

对我来说，分析重点是要来给你一个方向做决定。决定是，可做还是不可做。如果结论是可做，那接下来就安排做。如果结论是不可做，那接下来就是找另外一个方向。

等什么？等价钱铁，等机会来，等有一天。

知道可是不行不做不试，不是就一样等于不知道吗？

不动不如不懂。

她，“我觉得最近你对我越来越冷淡”。

我，“哎哟！什么冷淡？我对你多好！”。

她，“好？”

我，“是！”

她，“那你最后一次送花给我是什么时候？”

我，“．．．”

她，“你说！你说！你说！”

我，“每天都送！每天都送！每天都送！”

她，“放屁！！！什么花？”

我，“爱．．．火．．．花！！！”

好奇,我就读他留下来的笑话。

觉得好笑，我回他一个简单的 “哈哈哈” 信息。

一下后，一个MSN窗口突起跳出来。　

内容写了， “没像到你也同的看中文…”。

“……我只能看简单的中文。你分享的笑话很简单可以读到明白。”。

笑着，我给他看香蕉日记。

我们两个来回了几个MSN。

同时，他也看了我的水果题目的博客。

“不错，你该继续写呀！”

“俄。。。”，我脑海中的时间突然停流了两分钟。

那两分钟内，我想起我在写我第一个香蕉日记的时候，我有给我自己一个目标。

我差点把目标忘了。

现在目标回来了。

我该写多点吧？

谢谢你，鸡。

一美女从的士下来,司机突然赶忙把头伸出窗外，冲着美女大声喊道：“小姐你像鸡”。 美女脸一红，扭过头来骂道：“你才像鸭哩！” 然后的士走了…… 美女追着的士车喊：“师傅，我相机~~~~！我相机~~

我常不在家。她说不安全，要找一条狗放在家。会有安全感。

她有Mimo.

Mimo? 不是他保护我，是我保护她！

她就这样回我。

也对。我想Mimo最重也不到两公斤。才两公斤的狗如何能保护人？问号问号。

就这样，两个人开车冲去了SPCA找狗。

到了SPCA的门口就看到多种类的狗。大的小的长的段的红的录的。还看到一条狗不像狗的狗。。。多看两眼才知道原来是个猫。

“Are you looking for a cat?”，一个像四十多岁的意大利管理女人问我。

“Ohhhh no no no no… we are looking for a dog”.

“What dog are you looking for?”.

“Watch dog”…. “No barking”…. “No flee”…. “Healthy”…. “Handsome”…. “No bitching”….

我还没说完我的要求她就很帅的一口烟味回我说，”Come!… Follow me…”.

她，意大利小姐，不是，意大利大姐就带我们round一圈介绍狗给我们。

她的左手拿着烟，右手就指来指去。我猜她的地位在这个场也该不小。有地位的人。

“This is yada….. yada….. yadaaa….”

“That is yada….. yada….. yaaadaaaa….. yadaaaa…..”

看了好几个。没有一个喜欢。看到还要比Mimo可爱的，看到还要比我肥的，也看到一条一直对着墙壁吠的.

“Err… no……… no…….. no…… no…. nononononono…..”

突然，发现有一条金金巧克力巧克力色的中型小狗躲在他的迷你笼里面。眼睛亮亮的，尾巴短短的对着我们笑。

“Who is this?”

“1 to 2 years old. Very smart dog. A good watcher”.

“What’s the name?”.

“Romeo”.

不懂中文怎样写中文blog哦？

写对写错也无所谓。轻轻松松没压力。Blog本来就因该这样。

内容呢？

没有什么特别的内容。内容就是给我一个点写中文。所以香蕉日记。

中文哦！

系呀。得唔得先？写错你地咪同我讲咯。甘我先有进步吗！

六点半了又怎样？

六点半一到，就轻松了。。

轻松了？

六点半了，我就不用坐在这。

不坐在着那你做什么了？

可以做自己想要做的事。

什么事？

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都是坐在着好了。